方大同：「Singalongsong」

方大同，香港創作型歌手，他的音樂與歌聲充滿才華、奔放自由、靈魂與豐富的音樂質感；只要聽過一次就會發現，好容易愛上這種感覺啊…

『…這是為妳寫的歌，充滿忐忑；像生命所有轉折，要妳認可…』

『Singalongsong』
演唱：方大同
曲／英文詞：方大同／中文詞：馬嵩惟

I wrote this song it's not too long
cos' I've been thinking 'about you
I wrote this song maybe I'm wrong
To be caught up about you

Well I don't know what you think 'bout me
Maybe you think nothing at all
But maybe you could just lie to me
And we could be in love you see

Oh it's a singalong song that's not too long
It's when I think about you that I hear songs
And you can singalong maybe if you want to
Cos'baby I wrote this I wrote this for you

I wrote this song it's not too long
Cos' I'm the one who loves you
I wrote this song this can't be wrong
I don't wanna smile without you

Well I just want to make you happy
But maybe you want nothing at all
and how I wish that you're meant to be
forever and a day with me

Oh it's a singalong song that's not too long
It's when I think about you that I hear songs
And you can singalong maybe if you want to
Cos'baby I wrote this I wrote this for you

In everyway you mean more to me than you'll ever know
Girl, I'll do my best to show these words are true
and if you'd like to make a song and be a perfect harmony with me
I'd find the greatest words to sing
so we could write our own romance

Oh it's a singalong song that's not too long
It's when I think about you that I hear songs
And you can singalong maybe if you want to
Cos'baby I wrote this I wrote this for you

大大推薦！（引用自方大同funP、大同世界）

小弟婚宴後記：掰掰了好鎖！

小弟與弟妹十一月底世貿33宴客，可喜可賀、可喜可賀。婚宴上的音樂很氣質、婚宴上的花朵很美、婚宴上的美人很多；感謝很多友人傾嗓相助，親戚們也都盛裝出席，老爸口才便給簡單大方的致詞、媽咪優雅大方的打扮，五個表演團體加上新郎新娘深情演奏，果然整場下來質感十足、格調浪漫。從一早開始迎娶、祭祖直到晚上的婚宴，沒想到回到家以後還有更大的「驚喜」…

是的！我們家果然被小偷盯上了…囧！

中午禮車的爆竹聲響果然太大了！張燈結綵的車門跟窗戶果然太顯眼了！一堆華服貴氣的來賓們果然太搶戲了！總之，從離開家門到婚宴結束短短的三、四個小時內，有人偷偷跑來把大門的鎖給挖掉了，從外面看來挖得好乾淨，只剩下黑呼呼的一個洞，無辜地望著瞌睡中回家的大隊人馬。

沒有鑰匙孔，空有鑰匙卻進不去的所有人，一邊擔心著裡面看家的喬弟跟咪咪將有沒有被怎麼了、一邊報警處理、一邊幻想裡頭被搬空的模樣；糟糕的是竟然沒有一個人想得出來家裡到底有什麼值錢的東西：「大概只有電視液晶螢幕吧…」，媽咪自暴自棄的說著；可憐的小偷，你挑錯家了…。聽著屋裡喬弟有一聲沒一聲的汪汪，從樓下隱約看見咪咪探頭眺望的小小影子，「看來都沒事嘛，很好很好」，於是大家漸漸鬆懈，在等待鎖匠的時候，開始跟半夜辛勞執勤趕來的警察伯伯跟鑑識組大哥聊了起來。鑑識組大哥帶了很酷的大鏡頭相機哦！像幫比基尼女郎拍寫真一樣的架式，為黑呼呼的鎖洞來了幾張；這種對他們跑慣打殺現場的夥伴們來說應該是小到不能在小的case了吧。

哦，到後來連樓下的鄰居小弟都來聊天了，好熱鬧啊，整個樓梯間滿滿都是人，完全不像已經超過半夜十二點的樣子啊；啾竟~為什麼鎖匠這麼久還沒到呢？因為…附近的鎖匠先生不在家，找到的24小時開鎖服務人員，是從永和來的…這這這，他需要橫渡整個台北市才能到達這裡…囧！

鎖匠大哥到達的時候，樓梯間的人群開始騷動。期待已久啊，救星大哥！只見鎖匠大哥身穿公司T-shirt，手持工具箱，帥氣地拉開架式馬上行動…咦、啊、呃，一般工具竟然完全沒辦法打開這道門；於是，他從車裡拿了幾把大傢伙下來…是的，好大的榔頭啊…囧！框~框~框~像要拆了房子似的，鎖匠大哥非常熟練的動作著，只是…這聲音，應該整條街連後巷的老伯伯老阿媽全都聽見了吧。

最後呢？當然那天晚上我們都進了家門，而小偷先生根本從頭到尾都沒進去過；換了的新鎖鑰匙非常大把，隨時戳著提醒我們該小心、該小心。感謝這道好門，感謝這個功成身退的難開好鎖，感謝小偷先生經驗不足還有鄰居們到家迅速，估計喬弟跟咪咪將當時應該也發出嚇死人的狂吼吧。要感謝的太多，就謝天吧。噹！